Two year olds do not know how to play Go Fish.
That will not stop a two year old from wanting to play Go Fish or insisting on playing Go Fish.
You will agree to it because a) he’s cute and b) you’re a good parent.
To play Go Fish with a two year old you will need the following:
– a whistle
Once you’ve gathered up your supplies, it’s time to deal the cards. Five, seven, four, it doesn’t matter how many because you are playing against a toddler. The other opponent might care, so do make an effort to pretend to count them out.
Let the game begin!
Little, ask Big if has an eight. No? Ok, then go fish. Pick up a card. Yes, you. Just one card. One. ONE. The top one. Now hold it with your cards. In your hand. You don’t need to pile them, keep them in your hand. Hold them, hold them. HOLD THEM.
Little, do you have a four? Yes, you do. It’s right there. I can see it. You need to give it to Mommy. Yes. Yes. Yessss. It’s okay, you’ll get another card. No, not yet, your next turn. Just wait. Wait. Big gets to go now.
Mommy, do you have a three? Thanks.
Little, you have a pair. They match. Put them together. Yes, together on the floor. You make a pile. Oh, look! See? They are the same. Yes, they are. No, you don’t hold them now, they go there. Right there. Right. There.
Okay, Big does have them same card, but that’s his match. They stay in his pile. Yes, they do. No, not Little’s. You have your own, see? Those are Big’s. He keeps them.
There is no round three.
Ever try to play games with young, ego-centric children? How did that go? Was it a glass or a whole bottle of wine experience?