We meet potential friends everywhere – work, school yard, the park, 7-11. The possibilities are limitless. But how do we know if a new acquaintance is a strong contender for the serious business of friendship?
Relax, just keep this simple flowchart handy and let it do all the work for you. The vetting process has never been so easy.
Tough Bananas 
Hilarious!
(Although you did forget “your house is in the path of the wildfire and your kids & laptop are already in the car. You only have time to grab two more things so you stand in the kitchen holding the ice cream and wonder WTF that other thing should be…”)
Jam, I want to be friends, but the chart says we can’t. I am sadly bereft of hoodies. Also, is there a place I can be tested for the robot thing? I’m scared.
It probably doesn’t help that I autocorrect to jam. 😦 I’m going to go eat chocolate alone now.
Perhaps we can work something out. How many hoodies do you own?
Took me a while to remember I had this conversation going, sorry. Two. Two hoodies. One that I hate (no zipper) and use for home renovation. One that is a sweater knit, not sure if that even counts.
Buy one…or seven, you won’t be sorry.
It was nice knowing you.
@moyermama