Why is this guy on so many of our boxes?
Oh, him? That’s your Uncle Q – don’t you remember?
He’s our uncle?
Yes. He’s really into oatmeal. We used to go camping all the time together.
He’s a pretty good guy except he always brings that terrible layered Jell-o salad to everything. Uncle Q, guys, stop pretending you don’t know him.
Well, maybe we’ve seen him. Was he at the big party in the park that time?
YES – and he was laughing at all his own jokes, wait, no, that was your other uncle.
Jell-o salad? The kind with all the different colours?
That’s the one. And that’s why we stopped inviting him to Christmas.
Sometimes, I CAN’T HELP MYSELF.