Once there was a tired mom who groggily dragged herself downstairs. All poor mom wanted was a cup of coffee. She could almost taste it.
But instead of a hot cup of joe, this mom was greeted by devastation.
A giant watermelon that was awaiting consumption decided nighttime would be the right time to give up all hope. This depressed watermelon sprung a leak and all its insides had oozed out onto the table.
The carnage was not limited to the table. One of the mom’s sons had created pottery with air-dry clay. The fish and bowl were the first victims, reduced to soggy bits of sadness.
Next in line was the chair and wall. Although watermelons are mostly water, there is a high sugar component. Sticky watermelon intestine juice removal is not a simple task. And it stinks.
Poor mom was heckled with unnecessary observations from her offspring about the “grossness” and the condition of the pottery. But no one offered to hold the garbage bag for her. Weird.
The final victim of this culinary savagery was mom’s sanity. Because coffee.
Production has already begun on the sequel, “Mango Mayhem”.
4 thoughts on “Watermelon Wasteland”
The stickiness is 36 cleanings away from gone.
You know what helps remove the residue? Your own tears.
Well, not the worst thing I’ve encountered, but still….the coffee delay.