I saw it.
With my own eyes.
We were in line for a roller coaster that I would soon decide not to ride. And then I saw him. A twenty-something guy with a fully waxed, handle bar moustache and a girlfriend. He looked like a Disney villain, but with a lady on his arm, there can be no doubt, he’s a hero. Or at least has supernatural powers.
I’d like to offer you some photographic evidence, but he thwarted all our efforts.
My window of opportunity was small – zoom in, Bearded Husband, zoom in.
You’ll just have to believe me. It was real. I even saw him twirl it with his finger. I have no doubt that as he ate his funnel cake, he was really plotting ways to take over the world. Or at least Canada.
Have you ever bumped into a celebrity at a theme park? How about at the mall? Perhaps at a Tim Hortons?