A giant Papa Smurf! I’m asking for that for Christmas.
No.
I’ll take Cheer Bear for my birthday, please.
No. Enjoy your Grumpy Bear glass from Pizza Hut, that’s as close as you’re going to get.
That’s not to say I didn’t receive any popular toys in the 80s. I did have various Strawberry Shortcake toys which I loved and still have (at my parents’ house, obviously). My sister and I both got Miss Piggy Babies one Christmas. We were not deprived, but my parents did say “no” more often than I would have liked.
Then along came the epitome of the 80s childhood toy. The doll that we all wanted. The doll that sold out as soon as it was stocked. It became the stuff of legends if you owned one, let alone two. And the real deal, no knock-offs.
The Cabbage Patch Doll.
Oh, how I wanted one. I wasn’t picky, hair colour didn’t matter, I just really, really wanted to have a cabbage patch doll. PLEASE.
No.
No, we aren’t going to jump on the bandwagon of consumerism.*
No, we aren’t going to line up overnight to get you the next big thing.
No, we aren’t going to spend that kind of money on something you will enjoy at first only to see it collect dust in the corner.
No.
And then, one day that no turned in a yes. Of sorts.
Mom and Dad didn’t have a sudden change of heart and rush out to buy me a Cabbage Patch doll complete with a signature on its bottom. I didn’t wake up morning to a surprise delivery of my very dream come true.
No, instead I got something better. Much better.
A family friend made me my own Cabbage Patch doll. She went to a flea market and bought clothes for her and even picked up newborn diapers.
Some might say that homemade = inferior, and that may be true in some cases, but not this one. I received a gift that took time, energy, and a lot of love and thought. Even as a young girl, I knew the true value of that doll. I never longed for a Cabbage Patch again because what I received was so much better.
I do not hold on to many things. I am nostalgic with memories and shared events, but not really things. And although my doll is still at my parents’ house, it’s more for her safety rather than my neglect. She’s special. She’s a “no” that was better.
Side note: About thirty years after ginger Amanda was christened, I met and became good friends with a new Amanda. Which just proves that God has an amazing sense of humour.
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*disclaimer: I do not judge you or your parents if you did have a Cabbage Patch doll, those things were awesome.
Have you had a time when “no” was better?
Tough Bananas 
One time on vacation, Jana saw a parasailer flying high above the beach and asked me to go with her. I said no.
She begged. I said no.
She demanded. I said no.
She bargained. I said no.
She threatened. I said no.
Still feeling pretty awesome about that decision.
I love you, Ground.
See? No can be very useful.
Ricky – In the case of parasailing you missed out on the true sense of adventure. I went parasailing many years ago and have always remembered and treasured and pure sense of achievement from that one time event. It was a true high and awesome memory.
My palms got sweaty just reading this, so…
I say no.
Too funny!!!
I bet the handmade one held together better than the real thing. My grandpa got me one from overseas. Ridiculous. My kids are well versed in no from us, grandparents, not so much. Mostly no means mommy won’t go crazy so that’s always better.
I often have to clarify: no, and you’re pestering means No Forever.
I tell mine that I will win and I am more stubborn than they are.
Lazarus came up in bible study tonight, and how his sisters were all “Jesus, you’ve got to come here Right Now”. Jesus told them no and that turned out alright. 🙂
Excellent. And sometimes it’s “not right now”. I’m pretty famous for that response around here.
I really wanted sneakers with the flashing lights. My parents thought differently. All the cool kids had them. They didn’t care one bit. It’s like they didn’t want me to be cool. Now I see why. They were kinda right.
Parents are so annoying that way, aren’t they?