Dear readers,
Today we feature a submission by rookie reporter, 8-year-old Moyer. He is an up-and-coming journalist with a knack for digging deep into his topics. Mr. Moyer is not afraid to tackle any subject, no matter how sensitive or inaccurate.
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In addition to being a crackerjack writer, he also does his own illustrations.
Editor’s note: the views expressed in the above article are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Tough Bananas, Jan Moyer, or most Starbucks consumers.
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Is decaf checked? That seems wildly inaccurate.
That was 2012 Jan.
How long is he grounded for?
He got a promotion as my chief of staff
This is too funny!!
He’s one-of-a-kind, that’s for sure. Thanks for dropping by!
This is hilarious.