Food, coolers, ice
tents
sleeping bags
Pack up contents of the house
Sunscreen
Matches
Wienie roasting sticks
Did we bring the pop and chips?
The kids!
We arrived with six, now only four
Search party
Breathe easy, they’re found
White rabbit White rabbit
White rabbit White rabbit
Stop adding paper to the fire
Seriously
Where could they be?
Buddy system
does not work
Dirty feet
Unwashed faces
Relax
Camping is hygiene-free
Night falls
Fire’s out
Into nylon huts we go
Sleep
Hissing
My will to live seeps out
No
Air mattress has a leak
(Same thing)
P.S. Camping is growing on me. I went willingly this year.