Parents, are you like me and feel that cheese strings are an overly-processed waste of money? Then have I got a solution for you. Read on to learn my incredibly easy way to make wholesome, 100% Real Canadian Cheese strings that fit any budget. Yes, ANY budget (as long as you don’t overspend on the band-aids).
Step 1. Choose your big brick of cheese.
Step 2. Slice a large chunk of cheese. Don’t worry if it’s not perfect, it’s the slant that makes it interesting.
Step 3. Slice in half, lengthwise.
Step 4. Serve. Any complaints that these don’t actually pull apart into “strings” are covered by stating, “You can have cheese in strings or you can have Netflix. Choose wisely.”
Step 5. Wipe up any blood and elevate your hand. Ok, maybe this should have been Step 4.
4 thoughts on “DIY Cheese Strings”
I choose Netflix.
It’s the slant that makes it interesting.
I say that same thing about my house.
It’s pretty universal.