My Five Rules: Playtime

I never thought I’d have to lay down these ground rules for playtime.

1. Yes, it counts as playing “Perfection” even if they don’t set the timer. Because the littles are two and four, that’s why.

HURRY UP!
HURRY UP!

2. You can only make a Brother Sandwich if all parties agree. Beforehand.

Three layers - a new record!
Three layers – a new record!

3. We might live in Canada, but you can’t toboggan in the summer. No, really. Otherwise someone will get hurt – wait, he just did.

This should work, pull harder.
This should work, pull harder.

4. Cigarette butts you find at the ball diamond are not acceptable cargo for your trucks and diggers. No.

Load 'em up, brother!
Load ’em up, brother!

5. Brothers who choose to fight and bicker despite several redirections and reminders will spend some quality time together on the “Get-Along Chair”. You’ve been warned.

How do you like them apples?
How do you like them apples?

Rules for playtime – got some? Want to share?

Author: Jan Moyer

Embracing my inner child since 2005.

11 thoughts on “My Five Rules: Playtime”

  1. The biggest one that Quinn ignores is “If you don’t plan to pick it up (or at least help) then don’t get it out.”

    I like the brother sandwich!

  2. You cannot play horse and carriage by pulling your sister around on the rocking chair with a jump rope. And always, if you fight over it, it belongs to me.

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